There was a goat in front of me, it said, "My naaaame is Jaaaames L. Claaaaark. And I have a very little winkie."
"I also design stupid sunglasses, which I have had to copy off cleverer people," said the goat, James L Clark.
As he went off to fuck a badger.
"And I'm actually the reincarnation of Walter Mitty, sorry, erm, I mean Buddha!" said a jubilant James L. Clark, (recently voted cunt of the year, by the entire world.)
And then I woke up, folks, and realised that I had not been dreaming!