Monday, 31 October 2011

Only a few minutes to go...

Well folks, here's my new home.

It's only temporary, and I'm told it'll be cold as hell, but just wait until I collect the million big ones off Jim Callahan. One seance later, and I'll be sitting pretty.

Happy Halloween folks....


Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Barry Solayme & Kaleb Forrestor Present: C.U.N.T.O.M.A.T.I.C

Now I pride myself on performing without gimmicks, often with a borrowed deck. I leave all the gizmos and gadgets to those who actually NEED them! But when Kaleb Forrestor approached me with the "Completely Ultra No Threads Or Magnets Awesome Totally Incredible Control" device, along with a fat cheque from E-52/11, well I had to sign up immediately. As I once said, "a foolish consistency is the Hoboken of little minds!"

Well, minds don't get much bigger or less consistent than mine; so welcome, folks to a new era in magic. Welcome, all of you, to the C.U.N.T.O.M.A.T.I.C......

"Control any object, any time, any place, to any location.... C.U.N.T.O.M.A.T.I.C.

Watch, as your spectators succumb to apoplectic fits..... C.U.N.T.O.M.A.T.I.C.

Be the coolest Street Magician in your town..... C.U.N.T.O.M.A.T.I.C.

The C.U.N.T.O.M.A.T.I.C. By Barry Solayme & Kaleb Forrestor. Own it. Now."